South Park Quote

[Mrs. Garrison defends a lesbian bar, called "Les Bos", from a Persian takeover]
Mrs. Garrison: Would you allow straight people in? Men?!
Persian Messenger: Well, we would allow whoever--
Mrs. Garrison: Choose your next words carefully, Persian!
Persian Messenger: Look, pal, we don't have to offer you anything, so...I don't know why you're being so difficult. This is crazy!
Mrs. Garrison: No. This isn't crazy. This...is..."Les Bos"!
[Mrs. Garrison kicks the Persian Messenger in the balls, in slow motion. The Persian Messenger screams in slow-motion agony]
Fellow Messenger: How dare you!
[Mrs. Garrison twists her body in slow motion à la Oracle Girl from 300]

TV Show: South Park

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