South Park Quote

Kelly: Okay, Lenny, in order to keep up our long-distance relationship, we have to call each other every other day.
Kenny: Okay. [lightning bolt strikes him]
Kelly: Lenny! No!
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Kelly: What? Who killed him?
Stan: Uh, they did.
Kelly: Who's "they"?
Stan: You know, they.
Kyle: They're, they're bastards.
Kelly: Well, don't just stand there, help him.
Kyle: Help him?
Kelly: Argh! [pounds on Kenny's stomach] Breathe! [gives him CPR] Breathe! [pounds on his stomach some more] Breathe you son of a bitch! [Kenny coughs]
Kyle: [shocked] Whoa, dude!

TV Show: South Park

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