South Park Quote

Randy Marsh: Uh yes, officer?
Cartman: I clocked you at 40 mph back there. Do you know what the speed limit is heyah?
Randy: Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 mph.
Cartman: Step out of the car, please, sir.
Randy: Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend?
Cartman: Sir, step out of the car, please.
Randy: Yeah. You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house.
Cartman: Ay! I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!
Randy: Yeah, right. You better get back to school, little boy. [Cartman hits Randy's shin] Ow!
Cartman: Get your ass to jail!
Randy: Ow! Hey, what the hell you doing?! You can't do that! Ow! Ow!
Cartman: Sweet.

TV Show: South Park

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