Snow Dogs Quotes

[Barb describes the dog food]
Barb: Mostly the stuff the butcher can't sell. Hooves, lips, organs... slump.
Ted: In Miami, we call them hot dogs.

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Barb: Why don't you try biting him on the ear?
Ted: What is it with you people?

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Ted: Never underestimate Theodore Brooks DDS!

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Thunder Jack: I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
Ted: But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
Thunder Jack: Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!

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