Smokey and the Bandit II Quotes

Buford T. Justice: Now I'm gonna go home and kick yo' momma in the butt.

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
Cledus Snow: [Bandit is being chased by a lot of police and Cledus is heading straight for them in his truck] Tell me, how many trucks do you see?
'Bandit': I see one, unless I've been drinking.
Cledus Snow: [yells in the CB] Okay, boys... do it, to it!
Cledus Snow: [19 trucks emerge from behind Snowman's truck] Well, I must be commode-hangin' drunk, coz I see about twenty trucks. Ha ha!

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator
Buford T. Justice: That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
[Justice has just caused a rollercoaster to collapse]
Fairground Owner: Excuse me! I'm the owner of this-this mess.
Buford T. Justice: Would you get out of my way? I'm in hot pursuit.
Fairground Owner: Oh, just one more thing. We're closed!
Buford T. Justice: Get in the car, Junior. We're surrounded by a mental case.

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit II