Smoke Quotes

Arnold Stoner: You get a goddamn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finkelstein-**** kid! Son of a *****!

Movie: Smoke
Auggie Wren: If you can't share your secrets with your friends then what kind of friend are you?
Paul Benjamin: Exactly... life just wouldn't be worth living.

Movie: Smoke
Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.
Nick Naylor: What are you talking about?
Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.
Nick Naylor: Brad, I'm his *father*. You're the guy ****ing his mom.
Brad: That was unnecessary.

Movie: Smoke
Chris: [Angrily to his mother and Cal when he realizes he has to give up Smoke] You think that one dog is just as good as another just like one husband is just as good as another.

TV Show: Smoke
Lilian: [talking about the building being vandalised] Poor Tess is shaken up. It's brought back all that nastiness with her neighbours over that high fence she built.
Barry: It was 17 metres tall.
Lilian: I know, but you know Tess - she's a very private individual. There were smashed windows then. A dog dirt daubed door. The side bin overturned.
Heidi: Her own neighbours.
Lilian: Yeah - but who can blame her? They were dragging her through court.

Movie: Smoke
Nick Naylor: These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath... or a European.

Movie: Smoke
[Victor, Thomas and Suzy watch an old western]
Thomas Builds-the-Fire: The only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV is Indians watching Indians on TV.

Movie: Smoke