Sliding Doors Quotes

Helen: You wanker. You sad, sad wanker.

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Lydia: Who's there?
Helen: It's Helen, actually. We met once, I interrupted you faking your orgasm. Sorry I can't be more specific.

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Anna: Are you okay?
Helen: Yes, just going quietly mad.
Anna: Thank goodness for that. I was worried.

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Helen: For God's sake, Gerry. I asked you a simple question; there is no need for you to become Woody Allen.

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[last lines] [Helen drops her earring in the lift. James picks it up and gives it to her]
Helen: [gloomily] Thank you.
James: Cheer up, you know what the Monty Pythons always say...
Helen: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition [Helen and James turn and stare at each other as the lift closes]

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[to her boss just after he has sacked her]
Helen: OK, I'll go. I was getting a bit choked up with all the testosterone flying about the place. Best I get out before I start growing a penis.

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