Sleeping Beauty Quotes
Elf: I fell asleep, and while I was asleep, the princess pricked her finger, and she fell asleep... while I was asleep!
Master Elf: The princess has fallen asleep.
Elf: While I was asleep!
Master Elf: You shouldn't have fallen asleep.
Elf: Well, I'm sorry, Master.
Master Elf: The princess has fallen asleep.
Elf: While I was asleep!
Master Elf: You shouldn't have fallen asleep.
Elf: Well, I'm sorry, Master.
Movie: Sleeping Beauty
Maleficent: A forest of thorns shall be his tomb, borne through the skies on a fog of doom! Now go with a curse and serve me well! 'Round Stefan's castle, cast my spell!
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Maleficent: Oh come now Prince Philip. Why so melancholy? A glorious future lies before you - you, the destined hero, of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold - King Stephan's castle. And in yonder top most tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate - why, 'tis the self-same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by, but a a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love with loves' first kiss! And prove that true love conquers all! AHAHAHAHAHA!
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Maleficent: It's INCREDIBLE! *Sixteen years* and not a *trace* of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air. [to her goons]
Maleficent: Are you sure you search everywhere?
Maleficent's goon: Yes, yes, everywhere. We *all* did. [the rest of the goons agree chatteringly]
Maleficent: But what about the towns? The forests? The *mountains*?
Maleficent's goon: Uh-huh, we've searched mountains and forests and, uh, houses and... uh, lemme see here... and in all the cradles.
Maleficent: Cradles?
Maleficent's goon: Yes, yes, every cradle.
Maleficent: *Cradles*? [to her pet raven, talking sarcastically about the goons]
Maleficent: Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for a baby. [She bursts out laughing, as do her goons]
Maleficent: Are you sure you search everywhere?
Maleficent's goon: Yes, yes, everywhere. We *all* did. [the rest of the goons agree chatteringly]
Maleficent: But what about the towns? The forests? The *mountains*?
Maleficent's goon: Uh-huh, we've searched mountains and forests and, uh, houses and... uh, lemme see here... and in all the cradles.
Maleficent: Cradles?
Maleficent's goon: Yes, yes, every cradle.
Maleficent: *Cradles*? [to her pet raven, talking sarcastically about the goons]
Maleficent: Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for a baby. [She bursts out laughing, as do her goons]
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Maleficent: Well, quite a glittering assemblage King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and... [sees the three good fairies, laughs]
Maleficent: ...oh, how quaint - even the rabble.
Maleficent: ...oh, how quaint - even the rabble.
Movie: Sleeping Beauty
Merryweather: Sweet princess... if through this wicked witch's trick, a spindle should your finger prick... a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give to thee. Not in death, but just in sleep, this fateful prophecy you'll keep. And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love's kiss, the spell shall break.
Chorus: [singing] For true love conquers all!
Chorus: [singing] For true love conquers all!
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Clara: Throughout history humankind has used drugs. Drugs are a form of grace. Aspirin for the soul.
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Hallelujah Businessman: Some people fake their deaths. I'm faking my life.
Lucy: You're doing a good job.
Lucy: You're doing a good job.
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Man 1: When a man enters his 30th year people will not stop calling him young
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Birdmann: Sandhill Dunnart. Nocturnal and endangered. A marsupial mouse. Thought to be extinct until recently. Its main predators include owls and bats. Little is known about the animal due to its rarity. First they eat insects but will also eat meat on occasion. Sharp, carnivore's teeth. Scared, Sandhill Dunnart will make a loud noise as it moves into an offensive position. What it really is the Sandhill Dunnart is a miniature, a more tenacious kangaroo.
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Man 2: Only way I can get a hard on these days is if I swallow a truckload of Viagra and then some beautiful woman jams her fingers up my ass. I'm the one that needs the penetration.
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Lucy: Will you marry me?
Lucy's Ex-Boyfriend: What? Why? I mean... why now? You had your chance.
Lucy: Go on.
Lucy's Ex-Boyfriend: Fuck you. Fuck you to death.
Lucy: That's one way to put it.
Lucy's Ex-Boyfriend: What? Why? I mean... why now? You had your chance.
Lucy: Go on.
Lucy's Ex-Boyfriend: Fuck you. Fuck you to death.
Lucy: That's one way to put it.
Movie: Sleeping Beauty