Short Quotes

Ben Jabituya: I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.

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Charlie Brown: Do you know why english teachers go to college for four years?
Linus: No.
Charlie Brown: Well then I'll tell you why english teachers go to college for four years. [Yelling]
Charlie Brown: So they can learn how to make stupid little kids write stupid essays about what they did all stupid summer!

Movie: Short
General Washburne: The only way to secure the peace, Senator, as I'm sure you know, is to be prepared. See, we can parachute these robot guys behind enemy lines. They hide out till the first strike blows over. Then each one is able to just carry a 25-megaton bomb right up the middle of Main Street Moscow - like the mailman bringing bad news. We call it Operation 'Gotcha LAST!'
Senator Mills: That's what you call 'ENSURING PEACE'?
General Washburne: Oh, yeah. Just as you say: 'Ensuring peace'.

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[fleeing from a flood of Silly Putty]
Barbie: If that Silly Putty hits us, it'll bounce our brains out!
Ken: That shouldn't bother you any.

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