Sheep in the Big City Quote

Woman: Oh, dear, my house is so full of angry roaches, I can hardly see my floor anymore.
Victor: Forget your worries, Mrs. Smythe Robertson Johnson Weathermocker Von Herbertson-Berski-Jackson!
Woman: Did you break into my house?
Victor: Yes, that's why you should try Oxy Moron Roach Suites!
Woman: What are you talking about?
Victor: Yes, with Oxy Moron Roach Suites, roaches check in, enjoy the accomodations, maybe take a dip in the pool and then check out, refreshed, happy and ready for a new day of roaching!
Woman: Your product relaxes roaches?
Victor: A relaxed roach is a happy roach.
Woman: Are you some kind of nut?
Victor: Sounds too good to be true! Well, Oxy Moron Roach Suites guarantees your roaches will be more relaxed or.... they won't be.
Woman: I don't want happy roaches, I want dead roaches. I want a product that will KILL my roaches!!!.
Victor: You sick woman, I don't think the Oxy Moron Corporation would want to sell anything to you.
Woman: Good, then will you get out of my house?!

TV Show: Sheep in the Big City

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