Seinfeld Quote

Elaine: I feel like walking over there and grabbing something off someone's plate.
Jerry: I'll tell you what. There's 50 bucks in it for ya if you do it.
Elaine: What do you mean?
Jerry: You walk up to that table over there, you pick up an egg roll, you don't say anything, you eat it, wipe your mouth, say "Thank you very much", walk away — I'll give you 50 bucks.
Elaine: 50 bucks; you'll give me 50 bucks?
Jerry: 50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
Elaine: You think they're going to mind?
Jerry: I don't think so. In fact, you will give them something they will talk about for years.
Elaine: Okay, I don't wanna go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it or something.
Jerry: No. No tricks.
Elaine: Should I do it, George?
George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.

TV Show: Seinfeld

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