Secretary Quotes

E. Edward Grey: Do you really wanna be my secretary?
Lee: Yes, I do.
E. Edward Grey: This isn't just about typos, tapes, staples and pencils, is it, Lee?
Lee: No, Sir.
E. Edward Grey: What?
Lee: No, Sir!

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Dr. Twardon: You know, Lee. There's a long history of this in Catholicism.

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E. Edward Grey: Good letter.

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Van: I'm all fagged out.

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[after the Christmas party at which the affair between Tracey Temple and John Prescott began]
Tracey Temple: [voiceover] As far as Christmas parties go, the way I see it like this: if you don't regret *any* of it, then you clearly haven't had a good time!

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[the tabloid newspapers are full of a story about Tony and Cherie Blair being involved in a Mayan Rebirthing while on a recent holiday to Mexico]
David Blunkett: What exactly *is* a Mayan Rebirthing?
Tony Blair: [embarrassed] It was Cherie's idea. You take off all your clothes and smear each other with fruit and mud.
David Blunkett: Bloody hell! It'll never catch on in Sheffield.

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