Screwed Quotes

Rusty P. Hayes: You expect me to believe you were mugged?
Willard Fillmore: Mugged? It was more like a rape! [silence]
Willard Fillmore: Well... not real rape.
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Screw-On Head: America is depending on me, Mr. President! And by America, I mean the world.
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Screw-On Head: Nobody moves or Patience dies. Again. Permanently!
Emperor Zombie: Ah, yes, if you can't have her then no one can. Patience, darling, do I have permission to let Head stake you if it means world domination?
Patience the Vampire: Yes, my love. [whispers]
Patience the Vampire: No!
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The Demigod: Time to begin the horror.
Emperor Zombie: By all means, let's!
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Vanessa Petronelli: Daniel, your acting career's going to sky rocket.
Daniel Mazur: No it's not.
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