Scenes from a Gay Marriage Quotes
Luce: I can't stand when gay guys do that. They act like fuckin' vaginas are some kind of toxic wasteland and the grossest thing ever.
Darren: They are.
Luce: Uh, first of all, you came out of one. Second of all, you stick your dick in place that shit comes out of. I can't think of anything worse.
Darren: They are.
Luce: Uh, first of all, you came out of one. Second of all, you stick your dick in place that shit comes out of. I can't think of anything worse.
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Darren: [while listening to neighbors]He's lying. He didn't go to the movie.
Luce: How do you even know what fuckin' movie they're talking about?
Darren: I was there.
Luce: What'd you do, comb the theater? Do you have a part-time job as an usher?
Darren: One: a subtitled movie on a Wednesday night in Nashville doesn't exactly draw a crowd.
Luce: Okay, that's fair.
Darren: Two: I went to purposely bump into him.
Luce: What?
Darren: He's fucking lying!
Luce: Okay, he's lying! But do you realize that this says way more about you than it does about him?
Luce: How do you even know what fuckin' movie they're talking about?
Darren: I was there.
Luce: What'd you do, comb the theater? Do you have a part-time job as an usher?
Darren: One: a subtitled movie on a Wednesday night in Nashville doesn't exactly draw a crowd.
Luce: Okay, that's fair.
Darren: Two: I went to purposely bump into him.
Luce: What?
Darren: He's fucking lying!
Luce: Okay, he's lying! But do you realize that this says way more about you than it does about him?
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Darren: That phone call proves everything.
Greg: All the phone call proves is that you were hiding under their bed!
Greg: All the phone call proves is that you were hiding under their bed!
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Greg: I'm sure it would be his honor to shave your back for as long as you both shall live.
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Greg: Financial stability is very important.
Luce: Not as important as not throwing up when someone takes their clothes off.
Luce: Not as important as not throwing up when someone takes their clothes off.
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Luce: I don't understand how he did not hear or sense or *smell* what was going on in there.
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[last lines]Joe: Is there something we need to talk about?
Darren: No.
Darren: No.
Movie: Scenes from a Gay Marriage