Sausage Party Quote

Douche: [sees Frank]Oh, so now you're gonna come at me, bro?
Frank: No, I'm coming at you! [prepares to punch him. But Darren tries to grabs Frank]
Douche: Okay, we got him. Easy now, easy now.
Darren: Well, it's hard when your head's up my ass and you're yanking on the scrote!
Douche: Look, sausage... I relish the fact that you mustard the strength to ketchup to me! [to Mustard, Ketchup and Relish]
Douche: Yeah, that's right, shut your mouths. [to Frank, cackling]
Douche: I sucked a juice box's dick, and I'm shoved up a God's asshole, and this is the weirdest thing that I've done so far, bro! [takes a bite of his torso, Frank screaming in pain]
Brenda: [gasps, shocked]Oh, my God! FRANK!
Douche: I'll tell you who eats shit: Gods do, bro... I'M A FUCKING GOD!
Darren: Good-bye, little sausage. [prepares to kill Frank]

Movie: Sausage Party

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