Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Quotes

Betty: What are those funny things sticking out of your head?
Rigna: Those are our antennae.
Betty: Are you a television set?

Movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa Claus: Well, when Voldar accidentally left us in the airlock and then came up here and accidentally threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, accidentally, of course.

Movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa Claus: Ho ho, we meet again, eh?

Movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh]
Santa Claus: No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.

Movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians