Romy and Micheles High School Reunion Quotes

Michele: You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge.

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Romy: Well, anyways, are you going?
Heather: [referring to her cigarette] I'd rather put this out in my ass!

Movie: Romy and Micheles High School Reunion
Romy: Michelle and I have this high school reunion to go to, and we need to show up in a really cool car.
Ramon: Yeah?
Romy: Todd told me he gave you a really great deal on a convertible and that you were fixing it up.
Ramon: Yeah?
Romy: So... can I borrow your car?
Ramon: Well, if I loan you my car, what do I get?
Romy: Uh... what do you want?
Ramon: [looks her up and down] Oh, Romy... you know what I want.
Romy: Forget it! I'm not going to have sex with you just to borrow your stupid car!
Ramon: I gotta get something!
Romy: OK... close the blinds, and we'll work something out.

Movie: Romy and Micheles High School Reunion
Romy: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
Michele: Do you want to try, to see if we are?
Romy: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're still single at 30, ask me again.
Michele: Okay.

Movie: Romy and Micheles High School Reunion
Romy: Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends anymore? I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago.

Movie: Romy and Micheles High School Reunion