Rocky Horror Show Live Quotes

Stephen Fry: I would like, if I may...
Audience: You may!
Stephen Fry: ...to take you...
Man in audience: Take me!
Stephen Fry: Perhaps later... on a strange journey.
Audience: How strange?
Stephen Fry: You'd be surprised.

Movie: Rocky Horror Show Live
Stephen Fry: It's true that there were dark storm clouds...
Audience: Describe your balls!
Stephen Fry: ...heavy, black and pendulous... Curses upon you!... towards which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of...
Man in audience: A blowjob!
Stephen Fry: Yes, please.

Movie: Rocky Horror Show Live
Narrator: If and only, two small words... words that kept repeating themselves again and again in Janet's thoughts. But It was too late to go back now, it was as if she were riding a giant...
Audience: Cock!
Narrator: Well, I have tidal wave, but cock is better.

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Stephen Fry: It seemed a fairly ordinary night...
Audience: Ordinary?
Stephen Fry: Mmmm... when Brad Majors...
Audience: Asshole!
Stephen Fry: You've met.

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[to Rocky] Frank-N-Furter: You are the result of many hours of toil.
Audience: And wanking!

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Frank-N-Furter: Unlock a mind, unmind a lock. It's the same as the beginning of the end. Do you follow?
Janet: No.
Brad: It's an anagram, Janet.

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Magenta: He's lucky, I'm lucky, you're lucky, we're all lucky!
Columbia: All except Eddie.

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Audience: [Riff Raff opens the front door to greet Brad and Janet]What's your favorite Lionel Richie song?
Riff Raff: Hello.

Movie: Rocky Horror Show Live