Night Owls Quotes

Madeline: You wanna have sex again?
Kevin: What! No.
Madeline: I know that look.
Kevin: No.
Madeline: You're tenacious.
Kevin: Not interested.
Madeline: You mean you've never ever wanted to fuck a starfish?
Kevin: This is the least attractive thing I've seen you do. [Madeline moves her tongue in and out]
Kevin: Ugh.

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Kevin: You write really nicely.
Madeline: How would you know that?
Kevin: That suicide note really flowed.
Madeline: It's mostly bumper sticker wisdom, you know. I have a gift.

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Dr. Newman: I need you to go to the kitchen, make a pot of coffee, pour a mug three quarters full, then you fill the rest with whiskey, and you need like a teaspoon of brown sugar in it, alright?
Kevin: What! You want me to make an irish coffee?
Dr. Newman: Whipped cream would be fantastic. [pause]
Dr. Newman: Go. [Kevin leaves. He looks at Madeline from top to bottom]
Dr. Newman: Well, she's got great feet.

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Dr. Newman: Listen, you just gotta keep her awake all night. You're gonna be fine, okay? You got this. [Puts his right fist up]
Dr. Newman: Okay, that's a fist bump. You failed.

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Madeline: Hey, he seduced both of us.
Kevin: Yeah. Except, I only let him fuck me once. TWICE, if you count the one time I let him finish in my mouth.
Madeline: AH! OH!
Kevin: I had to. He's my boss.
Madeline: Yeah. It was a wise business decision.

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