Rescue Me Quote

Lou: [discussing whether or not he should have sex with his cousin Mike's girlfriend as revenge for his cousin having sex with Teresa] There's only one problem: She's black.
Tommy: Are we talkin' Halle Berry black, or Jennifer Hudson black?
Lou: Aretha Franklin black.
Tommy: Holy shit.
Lou: Now, not to say I have anything against black women, I think they happen to be very, very beautiful, it's not a racial thing at all.
Tommy: No, no, no. Nobody's talkin' about nobody's skin color or anything. Lemme ask you this, can she sing?
Lou: How the hell do I know?
Tommy: Well, I'm just askin' because sometimes a talent in one area can overcome or take the edge off a lack of talent in the other area.
Lou: Did I also mention that she's fat?
Tommy: Oh, she's fat? How fat?
Lou: I mean, she'd have to be able to sing, dance, paint, and figure skate just to take the edge off, and even then there'd be a lot of edge left.
Tommy: Okay, you know what? You'd have to be psychologically damaged, or maybe have a dent in your head to even think about possibly having sex with somebody under those particular circumstances.
Lou: You think?
Tommy: Yeah, I think so.
Lou: [pause] I'm thinkin' the sooner the better.
Tommy: Yeah, maybe tomorrow, just to get right back him.

TV Show: Rescue Me

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