Rescue Me Quote

Chief Reilly: What're you guys talking about?
Sean: Nothing.
Lou: Eight and a smidgen of what?
Mike: Well, last night I was watchin' TV and there was nothin' on really so I---
Sean: Cut to the chase.
Mike: And I got a hard-on and I was lookin' at it and I was thinkin' about jerkin' off and--
Sean: Would you cut to the chase?
Mike: Well, there was a ruler on the table and I kinda --
Sean: He measured his cock.
Chief Reilly: You measured your cock?
Lou: And it was eight inches?
Mike: Well, mine was seven and a half... almost. His was eight.
Sean: Well, eight and a titch.

TV Show: Rescue Me

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