Rescue Me Quote

Lou: Hey, I went with Dwight the other night to the city, we caught a show and afterwards I look into this bar and who do I see? Our very own little probie making out with some broad to beat the band.
Tommy: So...?
Lou: So... this chick is old enough to be his mother.
Franco: Oh god, I just caught a chill.
Tommy: How old?
Lou: I don't know, I didn't have time to cut her in half and count the rings but she's pretty old, I mean for him. I'm guessin' late 40's.
Sean: Wow, really?
Lou: Yeah. [Mike walks up] Hey, speak of the devil. Hey, kid, your ears burning?
Mike: Huh?
Tommy: Hey, are you bangin' some old broad?
Lou: And if you are, a word of caution: A broken hip takes a very long time to heal.
Mike: Hey, she's not that old. She's only 46.
Sean: Well, that's nothin' in dog years.
Franco: Yeah, which probably applies to her.

TV Show: Rescue Me

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