Relic Hunter Quotes

Nigel Bailey: [they find a coffin] Open it.
Karen Petrusky: You open it.
Nigel Bailey: [whispering] Why are you whispering? And why me?
Karen Petrusky: [steps behind him] You're closer.

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Ophelia: Snogging? Is that the same thing as shagging?
Nigel Bailey: No, not at all. If one were to continue to snog, it could lead to shagging. But in and of itself, it's somewhere above smooching, but not quite groping. But in any event, it's a long way from bonking. Which, of course, is very similar to shagging.

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Sydney Fox: [a guard is scanning her with an electronic device, paying close attention to her chest] Get that thing any closer and you may as well put a lint-brush on it.

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