Red vs. Blue Quote

Sarge: Simmons, have you seen Grif?
Simmons: No sir, not recently.
Sarge: Son of a -! He was gonna wash the Warthog before I went on mah trip!
Simmons: I don't know what to tell you, Sir.
Grif: (In a suitcase) Yes! This is the perfect plan!
Sarge: Ah well... Did you finish packin' for me?
Simmons: Yup. Got your suitcase right here Sir.
Grif: D'oh!
Sarge: Great. Then I guess I'm all set to attend the annual suitcase demolishing conference.
Grif: The what? That doesn't even sound real!
Simmons: Have fun Sir.
Sarge: Where're you going Simmons?
Simmons: To an XBox 360 launch party.
Sarge: XBox 360? How did I miss versions two through three hundred fifty nine? I need to pay better attention.
Simmons: Technology moves pretty fast Sir.
Sarge: Come on, Grif- I mean suitcase. Heh heh heh.

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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