Red vs. Blue Quote

[The Reds discuss the sighting of the Tank]
Sarge: (sarcastically) Sure, Simmons, I believe you. You saw an enormous tank that appeared miraculously, and then just as quickly disappeared. And you're the only one that can see it. Just like signs of Donut's heterosexuality!
Simmons: No I'm not! Donut saw it! We all did!
Donut: Yeah!
Sarge: Donut's impressionable. He'd agree with anything you said.
Donut: Yeah!
Sarge: Aw hell, he'd eat a spoonful of dirt if you told him it tasted like chocolate!
Donut: *gasp!* That's not true!
Sarge: Heh heh, so that's where you draw the line?
Donut: No, I mean, it's not true that dirt tastes like chocolate. Right? Ri...Right?

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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