Red vs. Blue Quote

Simmons: But doesn't that mean you go twice as much... or ten times as much?
Sarge: [Fires sniper rifle at Grif] This is the best game since Grifball.
Grif: I'm not coming down!
Sarge: Hey Grif, move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival! [Takes another shot at Grif, who ducks] No, don't duck, that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck!
Simmons: Wait a minute, that was my turn!
Sarge: This is the lightning round!
Simmons: Who's in the lightning rou-
Sarge: Me
Grif: alright, fuck this i'm coming down. (sarge shoots him at him again) OW!! I SAID I'M COMING DOWN!!!
Sarge: ha-ha,BUZZER-BEATER, take that you stupid duck.

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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