Red vs. Blue Quote

Sarge: Grif, don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!
Grif: ... We're in battle?
Sarge: Course we are! Now get ready for your orders. Donut!
Donut: Yes sir!
Sarge: Scream like a woman!
Donut: Caaaaan do. AHHHHHHHHH!
[Donut continues to scream in background while running around]
Sarge: Grif!
Grif: What?
Sarge: Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby superior officer.
Grif: I don't think I've been trained on that.
Sarge: Simmons, kiss ass at will.
Simmons: You're both an excellent leader and a handsome man, sir!
Sarge: Excellent work Simmons! Incoming!
[Both Grif and Sarge duck to avoid a rocket]
Sarge: Grif, you're up.
Grif: Permission to assist Donut sir!
Sarge: Permission denied. Continue with operation Meatshield. Remember, just cause your bones are broken doesn't mean it won't stop bullets from hitting me. Now get out there!
Simmons: Good call sir!
Sarge: You're on your way to a medal Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around! Purple heart for Grif, pink heart for Donut, and a brown nose for Simmons.
Donut: I'm too young to die! I'm too pretty to die! I haven't even seen Paris yet...

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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