Red vs. Blue Quote

Sarge: Gentlemen allow me to introduce : Francisco Monteque Zanzibar, and this one over here is Robot #2.
Grif(reffering to Robot #2): Why didn't this one get a fancy name?
Sarge: Let's just say somebody has an overclocked sass-fact chip and rejected all the names I came up with.
Robot #2: *Stick it. You're not my real father.*
Sarge: But that's OK, I mananged to use that to my advantage. I made some special modifications to numero dos. Check it out. Robot #2. Codewooooord: DIRTBAG!
Robot #2: Meep. [hits Grif]
Grif: OW! HEY!
Sarge: Heheh. Pretty nifty, eh?
Simmons: That's awesome, sir! Let me try, let me try! Codeword: DIRTBAG!
Robot #2: Meep. [hits Grif]
Grif: OW! OK fine, two can play this game. Codeword: DIRTBAG.
Robot #2: Meep. [hits Grif]
Grif: Gah! Son of a bitch!

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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