Red vs. Blue Quote

Grif: Look, instead of just running straight in to enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don't we try some reconnaissance this time?
Donut: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear, a spy tuxedo...
Sarge: No.
Donut: With a hidden spy camera...
Simmons: No.
Donut: Inside a tiny spy bowtie...
Grif: No.
Donut: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel...
Sarge: Said no.
Donut: That sprays water in people's faces, oh man...
Simmons: Shut up Donut.
Donut: No- secret spy liquid, hahaha. That would be awesome!
Simmons and Sarge: No!
Grif: Maybe! ...Uh, I mean... noooooo.
Donut: Oh come on, I could be double-O Donut!
Simmons: You mean like Doonut?
Donut: The license to thrill! Or be thrilled!
Sarge: Alright, since you're both so in to the idea, Grif, Donut, you're on recon. Find us a way to break in to their base, and report back on the double.
Grif: Great, more time alone with the idiot.
Donut: Grif, Grif Grif Grif Grif Grif Grif. Let's pretend, we're wearing super-spy jetpacks!
Grif: (sighing) Huhhhhhhg...
Donut: No, no no no, like this- (jetpack whooshing noise) Phschewschhhhhhhhhhhwewwwww...

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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