Red vs. Blue Quote

Tucker: Man Caboose, you were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?
Caboose: Ohhhh nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I am sleeping.
Tucker: That's pretty much how you function while you're awake too.
Caboose: I think it is easy as important.
Church: [In ghost form] Well you look okay, then again that's just the armor. How do you feel?
Caboose: Great! [Short pause] Who are you?
Church: Oh come on, not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?!
Caboose: Oh of course! I remember you. [Shorter pause] You're Marvin!
Church: [Slowly] I'm Church.
Caboose: I think I would remember a name That ridiculous. Nope. You are definitely Phill.
Church: You killed me with the tank.
Caboose: Dave!
Church: You insulted my girlfriend, you called her a cow.
Caboose: Terrence!
Tucker: Dude, he called her a slut.
Caboose: Phineas?
Church: You're whole life is based around pleasing me.
Caboose: Wally.
Church: In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed w-
Caboose: Milo?
Church: -ith being my best friend.
Caboose: [To Tucker] Psst! The new guy is pretty full of himself.
Church: New guy? What the? I'm not the new guy! You're the new guy!
Tucker: I don't know, I kinda like it. I can get used to calling you rookie.
Church: Oh yeah? Could you get used to me beating you to death?
Caboose: [To Tucker again] Psst! What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.
Church: Oh son of a bitch.
Caboose: Hooven?

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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