Red vs. Blue Quote

Vic: This is Blue Command, come in Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha.
Tucker: Hello! Command! We need help.
Vic: Roger that, Blood Gulch, what is your request?
Tucker: I don't know what the technical military term is for it, but we're pretty fucked up down here. We need men.
Vic: ...Dude, how long have you guys been down there?
Tucker: No not like that! I mean that the red base has five guys, one of our guys is dead.
Vic: Wow.. sucks to be you. Did you get the tank we sent?
Tucker: yeah but it's fucked up too!
Vic: Okay! Okay! well we have two options we can hire a nearby freelancer that will be there within an hour or we can get some troops to you in a week.
Caboose: I like the within in hour one.
Tucker: We prefer the quicker solution sir.
Vic: Okay, we'll have agent texas there within the hour.
Caboose: What is a freelancer.
Tucker: A freelancer is independent they aren't red or blue they just fight for the one who pays the most money.
Caboose: Like a mercinary.
Tucker: Yeah.

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