Red vs. Blue Quote

Tucker: Uh oh.
[a large shadow flies over the Red Base]
Tucker: : Hey caboose you might wanna get out of the tank like right now!
Caboose: I can't figure out how to GET THIS THING OPEN!
Sheila: Night vision engaged.
Tucker: Rookie! get out now!
Caboose: Ok... open the... ok... Sheila will you please open the door?
Sheila: Driver canopy seat open. Thank you for using the M808V Main Battle...
[Caboose escapes as Sheila is hit by an air strike, blasting her upside down]
Caboose: Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap running running running! Man... That was close.
Tucker: Look at your tank though.
Sheila: [in a fading voice, referencing2001: A Space Odyssey] I'm scared Dave. Will I dream? Daaaivvvvy... Daaaivvvvvy...
Caboose: [screaming] SHEEEEIIIIIILLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Tucker: What? No! Sheila! Sheila! Wait, who's Sheila?
Caboose: [devastated] shes the lady in the tank
Tucker: aw man i knew you could puk up chicks i a tank

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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