Red vs. Blue Quote

[Simmons and Grif run back to the base where Donut is standing next to the flag.]
Donut: What happened?
Grif: Big... tank... shooting... Whoo!
Simmons: Damn man, we only ran like 300 feet. You are really out of shape!
Grif: Fuck... you!
Donut: Where's your car?
Simmons: General Patton here had a great strategy to leave it behind.
Grif: Hey, it would've worked if that tank hadn't shown up.
Donut: You lost the jeep? Oh man, Lopez is gonna be pissed. Where is it?
[Sheila's cannon fires, and the Warthog lands next to them on top of the red base.]
Grif: What the hell?
[Shelia fires at the base]
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Donut: Oh crap! What the hell is that thing?!
Grif: That's the tank.
Donut: Hey Grif, you wanna hold the flag?
Grif: No! Get that thing away from me!

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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