Red vs. Blue Quote

Church: FREEZE! [Aims assault rifle at Donut]
Donut: Hey, why the hell were you shooting at me? You could have hit me, dick!
Church: Can it! Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge! I know who you are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours and I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.
Church: Wait a minute, you're not the Sergeant!
Donut: Ya! That's what I just said.
Church: Then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
[Tucker suddenly pops out through the teleporter]
Tucker: THREE!
Church: JESUS!
Donut: HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy!?
Church: What in the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?
Tucker: How did you get up here ahead of me?
Donut: And what's with that black shit on your armor?
Tucker: Hey! Freeze, Sarge! [Tucker levels his weapon at Donut's head]
Donut: Will you stop calling me a Sergeant, I'm still just a Private!
Tucker: The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time!

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