Red vs. Blue Quote

[Church and Tucker talk outside about the tank, completely unaware of what just took place]
Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in Tucker.
Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing!
Church: You're telling me you're not armor certified?
Tucker: I ca- I don't even know how to use the fuckin' sniper rifle! Don't you know how to drive that?
Church: No! Holy crap! Who is running this army?!
[Caboose leaves blue base]
Caboose: Hey! Just wanted to let you know, the general stopped by and picked up the flag!
Church: Yeah, okay. Whatever, moron!! Why would they give us a tank if nobody here knows how to drive the damn thing? ... Wait a second...what did he just say?

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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