Red vs. Blue Quote
Simmons: Okay, Private Donut, here's the deal-
Grif: I just refuse to call him Private Donut.
Simmons: We've got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?
Donut: Absolutely!
Simmons: We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of Elbow grease.
Grif: Yeah and, uh, pick up some...headlight fluid for the Puma too.
Donut: The what?
Simmons: He means the Warthog.
Grif: You do know where the store is, right, rookie?
Donut: What? A- yeah! Yeah, of course I do. Sure. No problem.
Simmons: Well, get going then.
[Donut starts to go left]
Grif: Other way.
[Donut turns around and goes right]
Donut: I knew that! I just got turned around, that's all.
[Donut goes off frame]
Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?
Grif: I'd say... at least a week.
[Camera cuts back to Donut]
Donut: Elbow grease! How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with the headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the sergeant.
Grif: I just refuse to call him Private Donut.
Simmons: We've got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?
Donut: Absolutely!
Simmons: We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of Elbow grease.
Grif: Yeah and, uh, pick up some...headlight fluid for the Puma too.
Donut: The what?
Simmons: He means the Warthog.
Grif: You do know where the store is, right, rookie?
Donut: What? A- yeah! Yeah, of course I do. Sure. No problem.
Simmons: Well, get going then.
[Donut starts to go left]
Grif: Other way.
[Donut turns around and goes right]
Donut: I knew that! I just got turned around, that's all.
[Donut goes off frame]
Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?
Grif: I'd say... at least a week.
[Camera cuts back to Donut]
Donut: Elbow grease! How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with the headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the sergeant.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
