Red vs. Blue Quote

Tucker: What is that thing?
Church: I dunno. It looks like... Uh... It looks like they've got some sort of car down there. We'd better get back to base and report it.
Tucker: A car?! How come they get a car?!
Church: What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get a tank in the very next drop.
Tucker: (mutters to himself) You can't pick up chicks in a tank...
Church: Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything, couldn't you? We're gonna get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man?! Frig! And secondly, how're we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that? (referring to the Warthog)
Tucker: Well, what kind of car is it?
Church: I don't know, I've never seen a car like that before. It looks like a, uh…like a big cat of some kind.
Tucker: …What, like a puma?
Church: Yeah, man, there you go.

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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