Problem Child Quotes
Ben Healy: [Junior is bashing out the other Hockey players at the game for revenge] Junior, don't test me!
Movie: Problem Child
Little Ben Healy: We're doing what everyone has been doing to him, I mean it's easy to give up on a kid.
Flo Healy: Damn straight it is.
Little Ben Healy: But isn't that what's wrong with the world today? Problems just don't go, Flo! So the question here is what are we going to do with our little problem child? I'll tell you what we are going to do. Something no one else has ever done to him before. We're gonna love him, Flo. We'll love him when he's bad, we'll love him even more when he gets worse, then one day he's gonna stop and say, hey, these people really do love me. I don't have to be bad anymore. What the hey, I can be President of the United States!
Flo Healy: President of the United States? Are you brain damaged? Junior is gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!
Flo Healy: Damn straight it is.
Little Ben Healy: But isn't that what's wrong with the world today? Problems just don't go, Flo! So the question here is what are we going to do with our little problem child? I'll tell you what we are going to do. Something no one else has ever done to him before. We're gonna love him, Flo. We'll love him when he's bad, we'll love him even more when he gets worse, then one day he's gonna stop and say, hey, these people really do love me. I don't have to be bad anymore. What the hey, I can be President of the United States!
Flo Healy: President of the United States? Are you brain damaged? Junior is gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!
Movie: Problem Child
[imitating Mr. Peabody]
Junior: Maybe if I shrug my shoulders and move around my hands like this, maybe people will think I know what I'm talking about.
Junior: Maybe if I shrug my shoulders and move around my hands like this, maybe people will think I know what I'm talking about.
Movie: Problem Child