Pitch Perfect Quotes
Aubrey: We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you.
Beca: Dude, no.
Chloe: Don't worry, it's Boone's Farm.
Beca: Dude, no.
Chloe: Don't worry, it's Boone's Farm.
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Bumper: Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal cords, so I'm gonna need you to scoot! Skedaddle!
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Tommy: Listen up, A-ca-ballers. I have been rejected by the Army, shoved into a Dora The Explorer backpack, and pushed into the girls' locker room wearing nothing but suspenders. But no matter. I am in the world that I love. And with the assistance of my boy Justin...
Justin: My liege.
Tommy: ...I launch this year's audition. [whispers]
Tommy: Belly roll. [while Justin is drumming on his stomach]
Tommy: The most recent ICCA national champion winners get to pick the audition song. [Justin mimics cymbal crashing]
Beca: [whispering with other Bellas, excluding Aubrey and Chloe]All right nerds! Let's go with...
Justin: My liege.
Tommy: ...I launch this year's audition. [whispers]
Tommy: Belly roll. [while Justin is drumming on his stomach]
Tommy: The most recent ICCA national champion winners get to pick the audition song. [Justin mimics cymbal crashing]
Beca: [whispering with other Bellas, excluding Aubrey and Chloe]All right nerds! Let's go with...
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Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse.
Beca: A what?
Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.
Beca: Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So...
Beca: A what?
Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.
Beca: Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So...
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Jesse: Told you. Endings are the best part.
Beca: You're such a weirdo. [Grabs and kisses him]
Beca: You're such a weirdo. [Grabs and kisses him]
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Stacie: I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.
Fat Amy: Yeah. we know.
Stacie: Only because I just told you.
Fat Amy: Yeah. we know.
Stacie: Only because I just told you.
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Gail: Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?
John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.
John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.
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Bumper: Oh yeah, ladies. Gather around. Ready for a show.
Donald: Come on, baby bubble, wait in line.
Bumper: Yeah.
Donald: Yep.
Bumper: You want some of this.
Donald: I know you do.
Bumper: Nice!
Donald: Bumper and Donald.
Bumper: Mmm-hmm.
Donald: Gettin' it... gettin' it.
Donald: Come on, baby bubble, wait in line.
Bumper: Yeah.
Donald: Yep.
Bumper: You want some of this.
Donald: I know you do.
Bumper: Nice!
Donald: Bumper and Donald.
Bumper: Mmm-hmm.
Donald: Gettin' it... gettin' it.
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Barden Greeter: Here's your campus map, and your official BU rape whistle! Don't blow it unless it's actually happening!
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Beca: The audience loves the Trebles. They tolerate us. We could change the face of a cappella if we... oh my God, that sounded so queerballs. What's happening to me?
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[while watching The Breakfast Club]Beca: Tell me, what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast?
Jesse: Oh, well, like all misunderstood rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.
Beca: Sure.
Jesse: And black coffee, to help with his morning dumps.
Jesse: Oh, well, like all misunderstood rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.
Beca: Sure.
Jesse: And black coffee, to help with his morning dumps.
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Donald: Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
Bumper: A great white shark.
Bumper: A great white shark.
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Aubrey: I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, if you're not here to win, get the hell out of Kuwait!
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John: This does not look like the fresh-faced nubile Bellas that we have come to know. Is it me, or are those skirts just not working anymore?
Gail: You're walking the line, John. It's a nice surprise to see the Bellas mixing it up. It's refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye.
Gail: You're walking the line, John. It's a nice surprise to see the Bellas mixing it up. It's refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye.
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Gail: John, a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas. This is not a great way to start their season.
John: Yeah, this number is like an elephant dart to the public's face.
John: Yeah, this number is like an elephant dart to the public's face.
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Aubrey: I'm sorry, but I am my father's daughter, and he always says 'if at first you don't succeed'... [tears up]
Aubrey: 'pack your bags'.
Aubrey: 'pack your bags'.
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Beca: Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don't take it personally. It's just easier.
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Chloe: Alright, I'm going to get a drink - this ginger needs her jiggle juice! See you later!
Beca: Make good choices.
Beca: Make good choices.
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