Pitch Perfect Quotes

Beca: Hey. You must be Kimmy Jin. I'm Beca.
Kimmy Jin: [Silence]
Beca: No English?
Kimmy Jin: [Silence]
Beca: Yes English?
Kimmy Jin: [Silence]
Beca: Just tell me where you're at with English...

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Gail: Whoo, that little peanut can sing!
John: He really can. It sounds to me, though, Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet, if you know what I mean.
Gail: If you mean his testicles, then I do, John. I do. I really do.

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Chloe: Hi! Any interest in joining our a cappella group?
Beca: Oh, right, this is like, a thing now.
Chloe: Oh, totes! We sing covers of songs, but we do it without any instruments. It's all from our mouths!
Beca: Yikes.

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Gail: The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song, John. I remember singing it with my own a cappella group.
John: And what group was that, Gail?
Gail: The Minstrel Cycles, John.
John: Well, that's an unfortunate name.

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Gail: I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made, John.
John: And from an all-female group, Gail. I could never have called this one.
Gail: Never. Well, you are a misogynist at heart, so there's no way you would have bet on these girls to win.
John: Absolutely.

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Beca: You have a little something behind your ear.
Fat Amy: Leave it. It fuels my hate fire.

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Jesse: So, what's your deal? Are you one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?
Beca: I don't wear glasses.
Jesse: Then you're halfway there.

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Aubrey: Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!
Fat Amy: A-ca-awkward...

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Lilly: I ate my twin in the womb.

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John: The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder!
Gail: Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown.
John: Can I help?

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Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!
Beca: That's my dick!

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Lilly: Hello, my name is Lily Onakurarama, I was born with gills like a fish!

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Fat Amy: I can sing, but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. You usually start on the ground.
Aubrey: Ooh.
Fat Amy: It's a lot of floor work.
Aubrey: I see that.

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Fat Amy: [cough]Slut.

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Fat Amy: The kraken has been unleashed! Feel the fat power!

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Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in Treble!
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.

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Fat Amy: That's actually a good idea. I have Bumper's number.
Aubrey: Why do you have Bumper's number?
Fat Amy: Ummmm... uhhhhhh... ummmmmm...

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[Beca returns to her room after being released from jail]Fat Amy: What up, Shawshank?
Cynthia Rose: Did you get yourself a bitch?
Fat Amy: Did they spray you with a hose?
Lilly: [quietly]I did a turn at County.

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Bumper: [to Amy]You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.
Fat Amy: You're no panty dropper yourself.

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Jesse: So what do you want to watch first?
Beca: Wanna do something else? We could re-live my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.

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Benji: The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.
Jesse: Organized nerd singing? This is great!

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Jewish Student: Shalom.
Fat Amy: That's not a real word but keep trying. You. Will. Get. There.

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Lilly: Do you want to see a dead body?

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Fat Amy: I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

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Aubrey: This time I'm not gonna choke it down!
Stacie: Been there before...

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Fat Amy: Crushed it.

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Chloe: So, are you interested?
Beca: Sorry, it's just... it's pretty lame.
Aubrey: A-ca-scuse me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is not lame!
Chloe: We sing all over the world, and we compete in national championships!
Beca: On purpose?
Aubrey: We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!

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Fat Amy: A cappella with sock puppets? Genius!

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Chloe: This ginger needs her jiggle juice!

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Luke: Can you get me lunch? [tosses Jesse his wallet]
Jesse: Not another burger... You know, you are not going to be 22 forever.
Luke: [Luke raises his shirt, shows six pack]I think I'm good.
Beca: [Stares at Luke's abs]He's good

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