Paradise Hotel Quotes
Scott Hanson: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Charla Pihlstrom: Why? Because you can't perform when you gotta pee?
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Zack: [Consoling Amy] Life goes on. It's just a game. Don't cry for me, it hurts even more.
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Zack: [Referring to Alex] Why is he the one getting all of the attention? I'm the one in better shape. I'm the better looking one. I'm the man.
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Zack: I hate to admit it to you, but when I'm cocky and confident everything goes my way. And that's how I'm gonna be. I'm not letting this little bitch have power over me, cus when I get my power back, it's on.
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Zack: My mother dropped me off at a grocery store and said "I'll see you later", left me crying, and just drove off.
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Zack: This question's for Tom. You say you like to get girls drunk and take them home. Is that the only way you can get girls?
Tom Rodriguez: Ah, I don't remember saying that but I do remember a certain someone hiding in the closet like a little baby.
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Zack: You cannot argue with me. I'm a debater. I'm a lawyer. I have lawyer in me.
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Amy Toliver: [after Keith has chosen her, forcing Zack to leave] Are you fucking kidding me?
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Amy Toliver: [as Keith is trying to bowl a strike] Booooo! Gutter! I want you gone. Gutter.
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Amy Toliver: And if it's the last thing I do, I will see to it that you are running up those steps because you want to get the hell away from here.
Keith Cuda: Do you think you scare me?
Amy Toliver: No, but when you have no respect in here and no friends, you will want to leave.
Keith Cuda: We'll see.
Amy Toliver: We will see.
Amy Toliver: We will see.
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Amy Toliver: And I'm still fucking talking to you! Don't interrupt me. Don't be rude.
Keith Cuda: If you can't take it, then get out.
Amy Toliver: I'm still here! Don't you see me in your fucking face right now?
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Toni Ferrari: [Asked about why she chose Keith, knocking herself out of the competition] Amy doesn't deserve to go. I want her to stay. I already said it a hundred times, baby girl, I'd take a bullet for her in a heart beat.
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Toni Ferrari: [Introductory clip] You come at me with attitude and think you're gonna fight me verbally and put me down, without actually giving me a reason? You'd better run. You better get on a flight and go back to wherever you came from cus I will tear you down. Period.
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Toni Ferrari: [Looking into the camera] If I am the one to go... fine. But I swear... if I'm not, someone's in a lot of trouble. [Toni winks]
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Toni Ferrari: [On Zack being eliminated] Honest to God, what were you thinking? I wanna know.
Keith Cuda: OK, why are you yelling at me?
Toni Ferrari: Because my friend is crying her eyes out right now.
Keith Cuda: OK.
Toni Ferrari: What? Just tell me what. Make me understand! Please.
Keith Cuda: I have nothing to say to you.
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Toni Ferrari: [Talking to herself] Wait a minute, is like everybody perfect here? Yeah, pretty much.
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Toni Ferrari: [to Amy] Sweetie, we're not safe... We're not safe with anybody. If we wanna stay here we gotta cover our own tails, cus now the game is being played.
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Toni Ferrari: Honest to God, Scott. I wouldn't go back to you. You wouldn't choose me anyway. And I know that in my hard heart.
Scott Hanson: Interesting...
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Toni Ferrari: If you ever disrespect the females like you did tonight, so help me god. I'm gonna flip out on you.
Keith Cuda: Don't talk to me like some little girl!
Toni Ferrari: Don't disrespect me while I'm trying to tell you something!
Keith Cuda: You're not always right.
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Toni Ferrari: I'm gonna say something here real quick. My instincts are back up. And I mean they are back up, and they are strong. Period. I know something's going on. If I hear one more ounce of "I want this person out or this person out" and I think this person at the table knows exactly what I'm saying. Stop it. Cus I know. If you have something to say to any one of us, say it in the open. And I'm serious.
Charla Pihlstrom: Who do you think has said something?
Toni Ferrari: I think it's you two. [Looking at Charla and Tara]
Toni Ferrari: You're both against me and back stabbing me, it's ridiculous. If you want me out, fine, but that will be her decision. [Looks over to Holly and then back at Charla and Tara]
Toni Ferrari: Do not run up to the new people and kiss their tail. She's gonna decide on who she wants to with and that is her choice, there is no pressure. She doesn't kick me off. You do. Do not use the new people. And that's all I gotta say.
Tara Gerard: I would like you to know something before you go...
Toni Ferrari: I'm not gonna talk about this anymore. Right now, I'm pissed and I just need time to calm down.
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Toni Ferrari: Keith, come over here... [Keith ignores Toni]
Toni Ferrari: I'll get him later. Let the boys enjoy their dinner. The old Toni would have let it go, period. Not the new Toni.
Keith Cuda: Bitch.
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Toni Ferrari: We may be surrounded by beauty, but there's some evil stuff that's gonna come out soon.
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Toni Ferrari: We're on high alert. And I'm gonna tell you who it is. And I didn't realize it until now. Dave, Charla, Tara. They are plotting, they are trying to get rid of us. They want us out. Charla is behind it, so is Tara, so is Dave.
Amy Toliver: But how do you know?
Toni Ferrari: I can FEEL it.
Amy Toliver: Yeah.
Toni Ferrari: It's in my stomach.
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