Paradise Hotel Quotes
Host: [At each elimination round] One of you will have to pack your belongings and leave paradise... forever.
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Dave Kerpen: Whitney. So you're a physical therapist. The thing is, my back's in a lot of pain from all this tennis I've been playing. [the guys laugh at Dave in the background]
Dave Kerpen: Hey, I beat all of you...
Charla Pihlstrom: My back's in a lot of pain from sleeping on the damn mini bed.
Toni Ferrari: [Immitating Dave] I beat all of you.
Dave Kerpen: Is there any kind of special therapy you can possibly give me right now?
Kristin Ellis: Poor Dave, always trying to get some.
Dave Kerpen: Hey, I beat all of you...
Charla Pihlstrom: My back's in a lot of pain from sleeping on the damn mini bed.
Toni Ferrari: [Immitating Dave] I beat all of you.
Dave Kerpen: Is there any kind of special therapy you can possibly give me right now?
Kristin Ellis: Poor Dave, always trying to get some.
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Charla Pihlstrom: Itsd funny how clearly you can hear a mosquito at night when you're crazy.
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Matthew Cehi: [singing to Amanda] Today I might be alone, and tomorrow it might be the same, but there's one thing that I'll always know, you might be my room mate some day.
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Zack: [Referring to Alex] Why is he the one getting all of the attention? I'm the one in better shape. I'm the better looking one. I'm the man.
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Host: [At each elimination round] One of you will have to pack your belongings and leave paradise... forever.
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Host: Charla, you and Dave have had words over Pandora's box. Why did you choose him again?
Charla Pihlstrom: Dave has forgiven me and he accepts me for who I am. And that's awesome.
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Host: OK, so Matt, who do you think you'll most clash with at Paradise Hotel and why?
Matthew Cehi: Maybe Dave. A little competition, could be fun.
Host: What sort of competition?
Matthew Cehi: I think athletic competition... I can bring it on.
Dave Kerpen: I'm not worried.
Host: Oh, he's not worried!
Matthew Cehi: He looks worried.
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Tara Gerard: [Impersonating the host, Amanda] Charla, you must pack your bags and check out of Paradise, FOREVA.
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Tara Gerard: [On the phone to Dave] Tom has a pet monkey named Smokey.
Dave Kerpen: Nah, too weird for me.
Tara Gerard: I know!
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Charla Pihlstrom: [Referring to the original guests] All of us little people are so, like, trained to be intimidated by the foursome to not rise up.
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Charla Pihlstrom: [Talking to Tara] We just have to keep playing the dumb models. We have to be Barbie girls in a Barbie world. [Charla and Tara raise their arms like Barbie dolls]
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Charla Pihlstrom: Alex, I'm sorry. I'm really nasty right now.
Andon Guenther: Did you just call me Alex?
Charla Pihlstrom: I'm sorry.
Andon Guenther: Oh that's just great. That's real great.
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Charla Pihlstrom: Itsd funny how clearly you can hear a mosquito at night when you're crazy.
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Charla Pihlstrom: Let's pray to God.
Tara Gerard: Okay. [the three all link arms]
Amanda Dominguez: Dear God, please let Scott pick me so that I can say these hott ass bitches in Pardise.
Charla Pihlstrom: There's no swearing when were praying to God.
Amanda Dominguez: Oops. Sorry. In your name we pray, amen.
Tara Gerard: Amen.
Charla Pihlstrom: I'm not done yet. [Silence]
Charla Pihlstrom: Amen.
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Charla Pihlstrom: Take the money? Give it to Dave... [Repeated & echoed in her mind]
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Alex Van Camp: [On Keith] Well, you girls voted him on.
Toni Ferrari: Wow... wow.
Alex Van Camp: What a creep.
Toni Ferrari: Mmm hmm.
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Alex Van Camp: [Referring to Keith] It doesn't matter who we pick. That guy still has the final say. I hope he enjoys his little power reign. He's gonna be in a world of hurt if he sends any of us three guys home.
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Beau Wolf: Shut up.
Toni Ferrari: [Turning around and walking back to Beau] Excuse me? Excuse me. You never talk to me like that. My parents don't, you don't. You remember that. Right now...
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Keith Cuda: [after being asked how he feels about the fact Zack can't be voted back on the show after threatening him] I kicked him off again.
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Keith Cuda: [Referring to who the guys think is the most attractive female] This'll be interesting, see how you think.
Amy Toliver: [Watching via monitor in another room] Fucking idiot.
Keith Cuda: Well I'm not sure it matters because they probably all hate me...
Amy Toliver: That's right. We don't like you, so relax.
Keith Cuda: Umm, I think Charla is down to Earth and doesn't bullshit.
Amy Toliver: [Turns to Charla] Keep in mind he's saying that because you don't say anything.
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Keith Cuda: I don't think that any one guy deserves to go home more than the other. I'm just trying to play the game.
Amy Toliver: Fuck you, dude.
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Matthew Cehi: [singing to Amanda] Today I might be alone, and tomorrow it might be the same, but there's one thing that I'll always know, you might be my room mate some day.
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