Orgazmo Quotes

Ben Chapelski: Jesus!
Joe Young: Where?

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Joe Young: Ben, superheroes that pray together stay together.
Ben Chapelski: Aw, what the ****!

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Lisa: How could you have sex with all of those women?
Joe Young: I didn't it was a stunt cock
Lisa: A stunt cock? So you aren't touching all of those women's breasts?
Joe Young: Oh no they're all just special effects
Lisa: really?
Joe Young: ...no

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Maxxx Orbison: Bring me my stunt cock.

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Sancho: Hey, it's Orgazmo!
Joe Young: I'm not Orgazmo.
Sancho: I am Sancho.

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[Joe Young has just zapped Maxxx Orbison several times with the Orgazmorator]
Ben Chapelski: Dude! He's never gonna wanna have another orgasm again!
Joe Young: One more time for Jesus.

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