Whos the Boss? Quotes

Angela: Well, we got on a plane you know swish, swoosh.
Tony: Yeah, well, it sounds like something happened in between the swish and the swoosh.
Angela: Well, we went to Las Vegas, and we got married but I thought we got the marriage annulled the next day?
Angela's first Husband: No. These are just the papers that divided up the garbage collection. Angela, we're still married.
Mona Robinson: [bursts into laughter] And to think all of this time that you were married to Michael you were a bigamist.

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Mona Robinson: Well, I guess I better hit the books. I have a final tomorrow.
Michael Bower: Oh Mona, you finally did it, huh? You went back to college. Gee that's terrific. Knowledge is its own reward isn't it?
Mona Robinson: No. The reward is the spring break at Fort Lauderdale.

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Tony: Oh, wait - a bathroom? I mean, don't you have things in there that are too personal to mention, you know, like, I don't know, false eyelashes?
Angela: I'll tell you what. If you find anything too personal to mention, just clean it and don't mention it.

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Tony: I'm Tony Micelli. I'm here about the job.
Angela: Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake. This job is for a housekeeper.
Tony: That's me, Mr. Goodmop!
Angela: Well, my mother's screening everyone. Did you meet her?
Tony: Yeah yesterday. She gave me the once over, kicked me in the tires, put me up on the rack...
Angela: Well, she should've checked under your hood, 'cause you're the wrong sex.
Tony: Oh, wait a minute; she said that wouldn't be any problem.
Angela: My mother didn't think World War II was a problem.

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[Tony found out Michael spent the night]
Tony Micelli: Look, I may be way out of line here, but I don't wanna see you get hurt. I just think you're moving a little too fast.
Angela Bower: Tony, we're married.
Tony Micelli: Yeah, but you're engaged to be divorced.

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