Nuts Quotes

Curly: Right here we're compelled to cut the act and go into another snappy gag.

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Dr. Hebert A. Morrison: Do you think I'm one of the guys trying to put you away?
Claudia Draper: They don't pay you to turn me loose, do they?

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Larry: [Larry stomps his foot, his shoe goes flying into the audience, and he makes a move to go for the shoe] Oh!
Ted Healy: Let it alone - it'll come up by itself. [the shoe flies back on to the stage, tossed by an unseen audience member]

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Queen Carlotta: Your majesty... next week you will get your face on all coins of the realm!
Zander U. Parkhurst: Never mind gettin' my face on 'em - what I want to do is get my hands on 'em!

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Ted Healy: Hey, you in the center with that spittoon haircut. What's your name?
Moe: George Washington.
Ted Healy: Are you the fellow that chopped down the cherry tree?
Moe: Nah, I ain't worked in a year and a half.

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[talking to caller on a suicide hotline]
Philip: May I put you on hold while I run to my desk? Uh... you're not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon?
Hotline Caller: No.
Philip: Good.

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