Number One with a Bullet Quote

Det. Barzak: You're new around here. What's your name?
Malcolm: Malcolm.
Det. Barzak: Malcolm?
Malcolm: Yeah. What are you - welcome wagon?
Det. Barzak: Yeah. I've seen you oozing around the street. What is your scam?
Malcolm: Who me? Uh, I sell Amway products. Ha ha...
Det. Barzak: Yeah, ha ha. I catch you dealing any soap flakes in this neighborhood, I will cripple you.
Malcolm: I ain't afraid of no jive-ass cop, man. I KNOW my rights. [turns to leave]
Det. Barzak: [puts him in a painful wrist lock] Malcolm: I am NOT your normal jive-ass cop, all right? And around here, you GOT no rights!
Malcolm: Oww! You must be 'Berzerk'!
Det. Barzak: You don't know the half of it, baby. [throws him into a garbage pile]
Malcolm: [grunting in pain & cluthching his wrist] Aah...
Det. Barzak: Hey! Malcolm: have a nice day.

Movie: Number One with a Bullet

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