Noise Quotes

Lloyd: [Barging in from the house] What the ****** is going on?
Belinda: Lloyd!
Frederick: Holy cow!
Poppy: I didn't know you were here.
Lloyd: I'm not. I'm in New York. But I can't sit out there and listen to two minutes, three minutes, one minute, two minutes!
Belinda: Lloyd! We're having big dramas back here!
Lloyd: We're having big dramas out *there!* This is a matinee, Love! There are senior citizens out there! The curtain will rise in three minutes, we all start for the gents! The curtain will rise in one minute, we all start running out again! We don't know which way we're going!

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Belinda: Poor Lloyd. He'll choke on his Gummi Bears.

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Dotty: Lucky I can't see far with this leg.

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Lloyd: Right, from Belinda and Freddy's entrance. [Poppy comes running onstage]
Lloyd: Oh my God, what's happened now?
Poppy: The police.
Lloyd: The police?
Poppy: They found an old man lying unconscious in the doorway just across the street...
Lloyd: Oh, yes, thank you.
Poppy: ...and they say he's *very* dirty and pretty smelly...
Lloyd: Yes, thank you, Po...
Poppy: ...and I thought, "oh my God," because-because when you get close to Selsdon...
Belinda: Poppy!
Poppy: ...no, no, I mean, if you stand anywhere *near* Selsdon, you can't help noticing this very distinctive... [She sniffs and stops dead]
Selsdon: I'll tell you something, Poppy. Once you get it in your nostrils, you never forget it. Sixty years now, and the smell of the theatre still haunts me. [He walks away]
Belinda: Bless him!

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Poppy: Well, I'm sorry, but, you've got to hear, because I'm... PREGNANT! [pause]
Lloyd: And curtain!

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[Stan and Ollie have been invited to dinner]
Oliver: I'm famished.
Alva P. Hartley: We'll start with the turkey. [he uncovers a tray holding a number of pills]
Alva P. Hartley: Will you have light meat or dark? [Alva plunks some pills on the boys' plates]
Stanley: Could I have another joint?

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