Nobody Quotes

Gun Expert: Y'know guns are what made this country great. Don't you agree?
Sarah: [noncomittal shrug]
Gun Expert: C'mon. Feel one.
Sarah: Well... I'd rather not; I don't believe in guns.
Gun Expert: Well ya know, you don't know what it's like until you... you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.
Sarah: Actually, being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.
Gun Expert: Whatdya mean, being a girl? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped?
Sarah: [instantly shakes head rapidly]
Gun Expert: No. Then you carry a gun.

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Man: [answers telephone] Hello, who is this?
Nemo Nobody adult: Hello, who is this?
Man: Who is THIS?
Nemo Nobody adult: I was told to call this number. My name is Nemo Nobody.
Man: Is this some kind of a joke?

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Nemo Nobody adult: Do you want to go take walks with me?
Elise: I don't want anything. Nothing. [cries]
Elise: I'm so horrible!
Nemo Nobody adult: No you're not. You're not horrible.
Elise: I can't stand this life anymore!
Nemo Nobody adult: What's the matter? You've got the most incredible kids...
Elise: Don't try to make me feel better, it makes me feel guiltier! What's wrong with me?

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Wirf: You'd keep my leg, wouldn't you?
Sully: You don't need a leg, you need a parrot.

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Young journalist: Everything you say is contradictory. You can't have been in one place and another at the same time. Of all those lives, which one is the right one?
Nemo Nobody aged 118: Each of these lives is the right one! Every path is the right path. Everything could have been everything else and it will have just as much meaning.

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