No Strings Attached Quotes
Adam: So, did I just pass out on your couch?
Emma: No. Then you did this thing. It was like, a dance?
Adam: Dance?
Emma: Yeah, like. [impersonates Adam's dance]
Adam: I shook my dick at you?
Emma: Yeah.
Adam: Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
Emma: No, no. It was exciting. It was like, you were cheering while you were doing it. You were like, look at my dick!
Adam: Did you look at it?
Emma: Yeah I looked. It was nice. You have a really nice penis.
Adam: Nice?
Emma: Seems kind of like carefree.
Emma: No. Then you did this thing. It was like, a dance?
Adam: Dance?
Emma: Yeah, like. [impersonates Adam's dance]
Adam: I shook my dick at you?
Emma: Yeah.
Adam: Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
Emma: No, no. It was exciting. It was like, you were cheering while you were doing it. You were like, look at my dick!
Adam: Did you look at it?
Emma: Yeah I looked. It was nice. You have a really nice penis.
Adam: Nice?
Emma: Seems kind of like carefree.
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Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.
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Sam: I'm the guy she marries, Adam. You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom.
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Patrice: [Into front door intercom]Hello?
Adam: Hi, it's Adam.
Patrice: [Looks at Emma, who shakes her head no, then back into intercom]Go away.
Adam: I've got cupcakes. [Gets buzzed in]
Adam: Hi, it's Adam.
Patrice: [Looks at Emma, who shakes her head no, then back into intercom]Go away.
Adam: I've got cupcakes. [Gets buzzed in]
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Alvin: So... Are you having sex? [hands marijuana to Adam]
Adam: Yes. I'm having sex.
Alvin: 'Cause if you want any pointers, you know... I can help you out. If there's one thing you learn after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty. Anyone special?
Adam: No. I mean, not since Vanessa.
Alvin: It's been a year. It's time to move on.
Adam: It's been eight months, Dad.
Adam: Yes. I'm having sex.
Alvin: 'Cause if you want any pointers, you know... I can help you out. If there's one thing you learn after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty. Anyone special?
Adam: No. I mean, not since Vanessa.
Alvin: It's been a year. It's time to move on.
Adam: It's been eight months, Dad.
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Eli: Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you is going to be asleep.
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Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away.
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Shira: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
Emma: I can't get laid?
Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
Emma: [shrugs]No one threw up on me today.
Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
Emma: Okay.
Shira: Remember, we're sluts!
Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
Emma: I can't get laid?
Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
Emma: [shrugs]No one threw up on me today.
Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
Emma: Okay.
Shira: Remember, we're sluts!
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Patrice: This is a frat party. You just have to be drunk and look hot. Watch and learn. [gets on table and yells to the whole party]
Patrice: Hey! Hey! I'm so drunk!
Patrice: Hey! Hey! I'm so drunk!
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Eli: Hey!
Patrice: Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. You have two gay dads.
Eli: Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.
Patrice: They helped me move my boxes sophomore year.
Eli: They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though.
Patrice: Okay.
Patrice: Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. You have two gay dads.
Eli: Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.
Patrice: They helped me move my boxes sophomore year.
Eli: They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though.
Patrice: Okay.
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Adam: Did you look at it?
Emma: Yeah. I looked. It was nice. You have a really nice penis.
Adam: Nice?
Emma: It seems kind of, like, carefree.
Adam: Yeah?
Emma: Yeah.
Emma: Yeah. I looked. It was nice. You have a really nice penis.
Adam: Nice?
Emma: It seems kind of, like, carefree.
Adam: Yeah?
Emma: Yeah.
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Lisa: [after Joy does her impersonations]Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much.
Joy: You do?
Lisa: Yeah...
Joy: Lisa... I love you. [as Adam looks from one to the other, taking a sip straight from the bottle]
Joy: Wait. I'm seriously in love with you.
Lisa: Wait. [leaning forward over Adam's lap]
Lisa: Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Joy: I didn't have the courage.
Lisa: Oh, my God. This is amazing. [giggles, as Adam doesn't know where to look]
Joy: God, you look so beautiful.
Lisa: And your eyes are so pretty. [Adam and Wallace share a bemused look]
Joy: Have you got-?
Lisa: Let's do this.
Joy: Wallace, could you take a picture of this?
Joy: You do?
Lisa: Yeah...
Joy: Lisa... I love you. [as Adam looks from one to the other, taking a sip straight from the bottle]
Joy: Wait. I'm seriously in love with you.
Lisa: Wait. [leaning forward over Adam's lap]
Lisa: Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Joy: I didn't have the courage.
Lisa: Oh, my God. This is amazing. [giggles, as Adam doesn't know where to look]
Joy: God, you look so beautiful.
Lisa: And your eyes are so pretty. [Adam and Wallace share a bemused look]
Joy: Have you got-?
Lisa: Let's do this.
Joy: Wallace, could you take a picture of this?
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Joy: Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon?
Adam: Can we not tell everyone?
Adam: Can we not tell everyone?
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Vanessa: [to Adam]I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend, doesn't mean that you can't look at me as... a kind of... mum?
Emma: Oh, boy.
Vanessa: Especially because, well... Alvin and I have been talking about... [reverently: ]
Vanessa: creating new life... together.
Alvin: You see, we were at... Burning Man.
Vanessa: And we were dressed up.
Alvin: Yeah. I was dressed as a... fire bird.
Emma: [to Vanessa]And what were you dressed as?
Vanessa: I was naked. And we were just out there in the desert... and... and he was burying my bare body in the sand.
Alvin: Yeah, and I was pecking at it... with my fire bird.
Emma: Oh, boy.
Vanessa: Especially because, well... Alvin and I have been talking about... [reverently: ]
Vanessa: creating new life... together.
Alvin: You see, we were at... Burning Man.
Vanessa: And we were dressed up.
Alvin: Yeah. I was dressed as a... fire bird.
Emma: [to Vanessa]And what were you dressed as?
Vanessa: I was naked. And we were just out there in the desert... and... and he was burying my bare body in the sand.
Alvin: Yeah, and I was pecking at it... with my fire bird.
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