No Strings Attached Quotes
Shira: [to Emma]Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.
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Emma: Dr. Metzner? Adam, what's going on? What happened?
Dr. Metzner: He sprained his wrist punching a wall.
Emma: You texted me that you were dying.
Adam: It really hurt.
Dr. Metzner: I gave him some Hyrdocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller. You might want to have Dr. Kurtzman here drive you home. And here is a prescription for an anti-inflammatory. [hands to Emma]
Dr. Metzner: Don't worry, you're in good hands. Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor.
Emma: No! I'm not his girlfriend.
Adam: She is not my girlfriend.
Dr. Metzner: Oh sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact. My mistake. Oh by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show. Great Scott! It's funny stuff.
Adam: I'll tell him you said that. [pops pill]
Dr. Metzner: He sprained his wrist punching a wall.
Emma: You texted me that you were dying.
Adam: It really hurt.
Dr. Metzner: I gave him some Hyrdocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller. You might want to have Dr. Kurtzman here drive you home. And here is a prescription for an anti-inflammatory. [hands to Emma]
Dr. Metzner: Don't worry, you're in good hands. Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor.
Emma: No! I'm not his girlfriend.
Adam: She is not my girlfriend.
Dr. Metzner: Oh sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact. My mistake. Oh by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show. Great Scott! It's funny stuff.
Adam: I'll tell him you said that. [pops pill]
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Adam: My dad invited me to dinner and he's bringing Vanessa. You have to come with me.
Emma: No, I don't. I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
Adam: You know what? Just help me. These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
Emma: [slaps Adam]Feel that?
Adam: Yeah. I felt that.
Emma: No, I don't. I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
Adam: You know what? Just help me. These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
Emma: [slaps Adam]Feel that?
Adam: Yeah. I felt that.
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Emma: Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come.
Adam: Isn't that against your Hypocratic Oath?
Emma: Yeah. I'd let you die!
Adam: Isn't that against your Hypocratic Oath?
Emma: Yeah. I'd let you die!
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Alvin: Come on. Hit me!
Adam: What? No. I'm not going to hit you. I don't want to hurt you.
Alvin: You're not going to hurt me. Come on! [flexes]
Alvin: Come on, quick before I get a hernia!
Adam: What? No. I'm not going to hit you. I don't want to hurt you.
Alvin: You're not going to hurt me. Come on! [flexes]
Alvin: Come on, quick before I get a hernia!
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Adam: Hey!
Emma: What?
Adam: Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant.
Adam: Go on a date with me.
Emma: You're heavily sedated.
Adam: Come on,it's... It's one date. Just do it.
Emma: Why? So I can wear make up and act perfect all night?
Adam: Yeah. I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books and our favorite TV shows. I'll pay for everything and you can reward me with an over-the-jeans cock rub. Like a real date.
Emma: Is that really what you want?
Adam: This Friday.
Emma: What?
Adam: Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant.
Adam: Go on a date with me.
Emma: You're heavily sedated.
Adam: Come on,it's... It's one date. Just do it.
Emma: Why? So I can wear make up and act perfect all night?
Adam: Yeah. I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books and our favorite TV shows. I'll pay for everything and you can reward me with an over-the-jeans cock rub. Like a real date.
Emma: Is that really what you want?
Adam: This Friday.
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Adam: You're crazy. I felt like Flava-Flav.
Emma: I can't believe you chose those girls.
Adam: You jealous?
Emma: Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me.
Adam: You told me to.
Emma: You shouldn't listen to me.
Adam: Alright, I won't.
Emma: I can't believe you chose those girls.
Adam: You jealous?
Emma: Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me.
Adam: You told me to.
Emma: You shouldn't listen to me.
Adam: Alright, I won't.
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Eli: You know what the best part about my gay dads is?
Adam: What?
Eli: They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.
Wallace: You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?
Adam: What?
Eli: They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.
Wallace: You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?
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Adam: [Calling Emma]You can't just suddenly call me and say you miss me!
Emma: I know...
Adam: No, do not call me to say you miss me. Do not text me, do not e-mail me... do not write it on my wall! If you really miss me, come here and tell me that!
Emma: I know...
Adam: No, do not call me to say you miss me. Do not text me, do not e-mail me... do not write it on my wall! If you really miss me, come here and tell me that!
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Alvin: How long have you two been together?
Emma: Oh, we're not.
Adam: We're sex friends.
Emma: Yes we are.
Adam: Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies.
Alvin: [surprised]Great Scott!
Emma: Oh, we're not.
Adam: We're sex friends.
Emma: Yes we are.
Adam: Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies.
Alvin: [surprised]Great Scott!
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Adam: I can't keep doing this. I'm not gonna see you again.
Emma: I know. That makes sense.
Adam: Bye.
Emma: I know. That makes sense.
Adam: Bye.
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Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
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Katie: Mom is so excited. She was like screaming and crying last night! Oh, and she's going to fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress.
Emma: [interrupts]Who? Bones? Who's Bones? Katie, who's Bones?
Katie: He's mom's friend. I wasn't supposed to tell you about him.
Emma: She has a boyfriend named Bones? What is he a drifter?
Katie: No!
Emma: Why didn't she tell me?
Katie: Emma, you're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that.
Emma: What's that supposed to mean?
Katie: Just, it's true.
Emma: [interrupts]Who? Bones? Who's Bones? Katie, who's Bones?
Katie: He's mom's friend. I wasn't supposed to tell you about him.
Emma: She has a boyfriend named Bones? What is he a drifter?
Katie: No!
Emma: Why didn't she tell me?
Katie: Emma, you're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that.
Emma: What's that supposed to mean?
Katie: Just, it's true.
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Lucy: So then when I was, like, 11 I was in therapy because I was, like, obsessively biting my hair and then three months in my therapist died. I know! So that was, like, kind of a bummer. But yeah, that's why I hate planes.
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Emma: [Wearing 3-D glasses]Wow... It's like it's coming right at me.
Adam: I'm cumming... Uh! Fuck! [Adam comes on Emma's face]
Emma: Did you just cum at me?
Adam: I thought you just said it.
Emma: Hmm... These glasses must be really good then.
Adam: I'm cumming... Uh! Fuck! [Adam comes on Emma's face]
Emma: Did you just cum at me?
Adam: I thought you just said it.
Emma: Hmm... These glasses must be really good then.
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Adam: [to Shira]Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.
Shira: Thank you!
Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
Shira: [interrupts]What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.
Adam: Did I?
Guy: You did.
Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.
Shira: Thank you!
Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
Shira: [interrupts]What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.
Adam: Did I?
Guy: You did.
Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.
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Adam: Come on, it's one date. Just do it.
Emma: Why? So I can wear make up and act perfect all night?
Emma: Why? So I can wear make up and act perfect all night?
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Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.
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Adam: Don't call my penis cute. Even if it's dressed up as a Care Bear and it's giving you a care stare.
Emma: Don't dress up your penis. Ever!
Emma: Don't dress up your penis. Ever!
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Young Adam: So, I'm pretty good at archery.
Young Emma: That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine and your time machine breaks and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages.
Young Adam: You're funny, it's weird.
Young Emma: Yeah. I'm weird.
Young Adam: Me too.
Young Emma: Yeah, well everyone loves you and your dad's like famous or something.
Young Adam: My parents are getting a divorce. That's why I had to go to camp. [cries]
Young Emma: Are you crying?
Young Adam: No.
Young Emma: Look, I'm not really an affectionate person. People aren't meant to be together forever.
Young Adam: You think so?
Young Emma: Yeah.
Young Adam: Can I finger you?
Young Emma: No.
Young Emma: That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine and your time machine breaks and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages.
Young Adam: You're funny, it's weird.
Young Emma: Yeah. I'm weird.
Young Adam: Me too.
Young Emma: Yeah, well everyone loves you and your dad's like famous or something.
Young Adam: My parents are getting a divorce. That's why I had to go to camp. [cries]
Young Emma: Are you crying?
Young Adam: No.
Young Emma: Look, I'm not really an affectionate person. People aren't meant to be together forever.
Young Adam: You think so?
Young Emma: Yeah.
Young Adam: Can I finger you?
Young Emma: No.
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